Some silly things are fun to share, I think I will put them here.<\/p>\n
HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):
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\nI wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.\u00a0 Then it hit me.
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\nPolice were called to a day care where a 3-yr-old was resisting a rest.
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\nDid you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?\u00a0 He’s all right now.
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\nThe roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
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\nThe butcher backed up into the meat grinder & got a little behind in his work.
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\nTo write with a broken pencil is pointless.
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\nWhen fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
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\nThe short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
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\nA thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.
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\nA thief fell & broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
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\nWhen the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
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\nThe dead batteries were given out free of charge.
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\nA dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
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\nA bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two-tired.
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\nA will is a dead giveaway.
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\nTime flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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\nA backward poet writes inverse.
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\nIn a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
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\nA chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
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\nIf you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
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\nShow me a piano falling down a mine shaft & I’ll show you A-flat miner.
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\nThe guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
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\nA grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
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\nYou are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
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\nA calendar’s days are numbered.
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\nA lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.
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\nA boiled egg is hard to beat.
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\nHe had a photographic memory which was never developed.
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\nThose who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
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\nWhen you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
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\nWhen she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
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\nBakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis
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\nSanta’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
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\nAcupuncture: a jab well done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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